Yankees vs. Red Sox

The Red Sox look like Cavemen from the littlest Pedroia to the tallest Andrew Miller. More lumberjacks or duck hunters than pitchers and catchers I'm pretty sure I saw a piece of last year's World Series trophy hanging out of Mike Napoli's beard.Forklift forks The Yankees look like newborns with no hair gracing their face. Just ask Brian McCann who can pass as the Master of Disguise in the full body turtle suite right now. Someone tell them that just because they can grow a mustache above the corners of the lips doesn't mean they should. We're tired of seeing facial hair above the upper lip (i.Isuzu Auto Partse. Former Yankee Joba Chamberlian).Red Sox fans park their cars by Harvard Yard and Yankees fans have no place to park.Lululemon Women's Pants I got my ticket to Yankee Stadium from a buddy but I have to take out a mortgage for a parking garage? Ouch! I didn't know I was buying the garage! Back in Boston I ended up in Cambridge while walking through the front gate! How that happened I don't know, but once I found my way back inside, six hours had passed and Clay Buchholz was finally getting ready to throw his third pitch of the game.Nike Air Max 
Ask the fans if the team won. Neither will say "yes". The difference is that Boston fans will tell you "They were wicked good" and boys in the Bronx will say "Hey! Fogetaboutit!" Neither is an answer and neither is helpful. I really don't want to FORGET ABOUT IT because I still don't know who won the game. There's nothing to forget. Sorry Sox fans, but I don't want to see the play "Wicked"! I'd like to know if the team got a win. They could lose a game and still be "wicked good" so I really have no idea. If it was a Yankees-Red Sox game, I'd have to drive all the way to the middle of the country to find out who won.canada goose jacket women